A Message From Santa

Now, Steve, I've been looking over my list very carefully,

and I've seen everything. I am well aware of your last stupidity,

and it is time you made things right. If you want a present,

you must start acting well with your parents immediately. The Naughty list is long,

but there is always room on the Nice side. Everyone deserves a second chance.

Go on now, show me the good boy you are.