Cow Launching Adventures

"Okay, so picture this—I'm on my friend's survival server, right?"

"We're building a cow farm. Pretty normal." "Then my friend goes,

‘Bro, let’s use boats to move the cows faster.’" "I’m like,

‘Bet.’ Seems smart." "So I boat a cow across the river—everything’s chill." "Suddenly—BOOM.

Creeper. The boat explodes." "The cow LAUNCHES into the sky like it’s joining Elon

Musk." "I’m panicking, trying to save it, right?" "Meanwhile,

my friend’s placing signs that say ‘MOOving too fast?’" "I lost the cow… and my dignity."

"10/10 would not recommend cow air travel."