Name Confusion and School Drama

And then, the principal called my buddy’s name for him to hold a speech.

But guess what? He was sick. I mean, nah. He wasn’t sick.

He was skipping school like every other day. At this point, I actually expected

it. I was praying that she would just skip that part, but nope.

Like I already mentioned — my luck is absolute crap. I heard her first breath,

followed by “Tyrone X. Black”. Okay, first at all: my

surname is ‘Brown’, not ‘Black’. Tell me why that sounds kind of racist. Here’s a fun fact

about me: I don’t even know what the ‘X.’ in my name stands for! Screw it.