A Misunderstanding

Linda was well over thirty, but still completely flat-chested. Despite her low

self-esteem, Linda dared to go out. She found herself alone on a

Saturday night. Why do you look so sad? Well, it's because my

chest looks like a newborn baby girl's. Then I think we should stick

together tonight. Because my package looks like a newborn baby boy's. Later that evening,

they went home to his place. She sat on the edge of the bed while

he undressed. When his underwear came off. Linda just sat there,

staring in disbelief. But you told me you looked like a newborn baby boy down