A Cleanse Gone Horribly Wrong

OMG-Let’s just say-This stuff really works and could change your life. I started the program

on a Thursday in anticipation of needing to remain close to home and a bathroom over

a long weekend. My first mistake was under-estimating the amount of toilet paper I would need-I

figured one roll a day and I had 5 rolls to get me through 4 days. By Saturday morning,

I was out of TP so I jumped into the shower, my 5th shower in 2 days,

and drove the 20 minutes to a grocery store. I knew it was risking maneuver as I’d

been hitting the toilet every 20 minutes but I felt like things had progressed through

my system and was slowing down-This was my 2nd mistake. As I approached the grocery store,