A Cynical Mall Christmas Tour

It's like they don't even know it's Christmas. They started off with Scandinavian restraint and then

they just let go. A lot of wasted lumens. There's no spirit. They were shooting

for Bavarian whimsy, they landed on Midwestern mall. It's like they forgot tinsel was a thing.

Oh, here we go. We got a little- a little Christmas caravan.

I mean, it's- it's giving me a migraine. The mall doesn't seem to know that

it's Christmas, but whoever this family cult is, they're bringing it hard.

It's a Christmas train. I love that. No, you haven't heard

this song enough. It's the holidays, get over it. That is one big nutcracker.