A Drunken Mob in the White House?

Your Honor, this man of the people was a gambler, a drunk, and a brawler.

Why, I've heard it said that he would fight at the drop of a hat and then drop

the hat himself. I ask you, was such a man fit for the most distinguished office in the nation?

Can we forget the debacle of his inauguration? Who ever heard of inviting a drunken mob into the White

House? It took ages to get the upholstery clean. That drunken mob,

sir, was the American people and they deserved to celebrate their victory.