A Dysfunctional Holiday Celebration

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Kids barking, dogs screaming,

my beard disappeared. Dad deep-fried the turkey, garage blowed up my deer,

it's the most wonderful time of the year. It's the hap-happiest season of all.

Re-gifted presents and space in cheese ball. Cousin streak slipped on ice,

nuts met a brick wall. It's the hap-happiest season of all. No dosia left

for smoking, toddlers are choking. El finally OD'd, guess he's permanently shelved now.

Grandma ran over Olive, the ninth reindeer to flee. Sisters date as

tattoos, teardrops you can see. Real reindeer on the roof,