A Grinch-Dog Christmas Chaos

Twas the night before Christmas, and under the tree, Sat Grinch-Dog in a Santa suit,

furious as can be. He growled at the ornaments, twinkling too bright, “All this sparkle

and joy? Oh please. NOT tonight.” Then the tree started shaking—needles rained like confetti— Out poked the cat’s

face, smug, chaotic, and petty. “Why hello,

jolly dog,” she purred from her nook, “I’ve improved your décor… by destroying

the look.” She swatted an ornament straight into his nose. Dog sputtered,

“I swear, this is NOT how Christmas goes!” The cat climbed up higher,

tail flicking with glee: “Bow down, Santa Paws… the true star here is