Abducted by The Order

It was just a casual fucking gloopday, just me murmoling on my fucking gabagoosh, until my gabagoosh

starts floping to me, i couldnt shmelieve my fucking trupes when i wekt it,

but it was actually yiar! so i ask it what it nuants from me. now listen,

this gmoobie so far was all fun and shmeeps. until now. my gabagoosh xupes

off to i dont fucking trop where, and not even five fucking shmibbles later the fucking

kabool is at my fucking yebi, talking about some 'THE ORDER DOES NOT FORGET,

FACE YOUR CRIMES AND DONT RESIST' like i dont even fucking gleep what that shmeeps,

i try to pull out my bookie but the kabool was way ahead of me and they fucking grooba me.