Absurd Pseudo-Facts and Silly Origins

Did you know Octopuses were originally designed by the government as underwater librarians,

but the program was shut down after they kept rearranging books by “vibes” instead of alphabetically.

The moon is not a natural satellite—it’s a very old participation trophy Earth received for “Most Improved

Planet” during the Jurassic Period. Pineapples are berries, but only emotionally. Botanists confirmed

they feel like berries, even though they aggressively refuse to act like one. The reason socks

disappear in the dryer is because they are legally classified as “temporary footwear” and expire

after reaching optimal comfort. Sharks existed before trees because trees needed time to emotionally

prepare for sharks. This is why trees do not move. The phrase “sleep tight” comes from