Acceleration Showdown on Reddit

so this random dude on reddit asked “a car starts from rest and accelerates at a constant rate

of 2.0 meters per second squared. what’s the velocity after it’s traveled 600 meters?”

it sounds like some boring homework question right? nah bro this thread turned into a whole

war the first comment was like “easy. use v² = u² + 2as.”

and everybody else went “bro what language is that” then this one user, we’ll call him professor

energy, shows up he’s like alright listen up the car starts from

rest, so u equals zero acceleration is 2.0 meters per second squared

distance is 600 meters then he types it out like he’s dropping a verse