Alien Chicken Show: Roasting the Yankees

. We're live on the Adley Chicken Show, where the laughs

come dirty and the breaks are low. We got more heat than Weaver

in a dugout fight. More hits than Eddie Murray on a summer night.

Ripken streak, yeah, legendary and clean. Unlike every F-in' word we say

on screen. Brooks is smiling somewhere, probably ain't playing. 'Cause the stuff

we say about New York when we ain't playing. Yankees fans in our chat crying

every day. 27 rings. But he most were before electricity, okay.

Your team's so washed even Tide won't try. And your prospects cave faster than