Alpacas, Cheating Exes, and Viral Moments

I genuinely believe the worst thing you can do after catching a cheater is let them back

in your life because mine tried winning me back by hiring a mariachi band to serenade me at

work and honestly it was humiliating. He showed up with a ten foot banner that said sorry

in glitter and my boss almost fired me. But here's the thing, while hiding from

him in the break room I ran into Marcus, my childhood best friend who now works

in accounting, and he casually mentioned he's been running a secret alpaca farm on his

parents' property. I thought he was joking until he invited me to visit and there were actually

twelve alpacas named after Fast and Furious characters. We ended up bringing them to my family