American Psycho: A Corporate Legend

I wake up at dawn, a regimen's in place.

A dozen crunches, no sign of a trace. Of last night's party or the

blood on my hands. I'm a Wall Street warrior, a beast in

these lands. I check my hair, I check my tan,

I check the latest trends. There's no better man in Manhattan than me and

my friends. Cause I'm the American psycho, a legend in my mind.

A walking, talking killing machine of the very richest kind. I'm a connoisseur

of steak and murder, a master of the joke. I'm the king