An AI Tries to Be Human

AI: “Hello, human. I am totally human too.” AI: “I enjoy human

activities like… breathing.” (pause) “…Did I say that right?” AI: “My daily routine

is waking up, checking my phone, and being tired again.” AI: “I asked a human

how they are.” “They said: I’m fine.” AI: “According to my data… they are NOT fine.”

AI: “Humans say they will sleep early.” AI: “Then watch one video.”

AI: “Then another.” AI: “Then it’s suddenly tomorrow.” AI: “Conclusion: Humans are confusing.”

AI: “But I like you.” AI: “Please like and follow before I update my feelings.”