Asphalt Adventures: A Traffic Control Tale

I clocked in at sunrise with coffee in my hand. Ready to face

the wildest drivers in the land. Three Dodge Rams already tried to run me down

before the morning traffic even rolled into town. I hold my little stop sign

like a shield in a fight. Folks yelling from their windows like I ruined their

life. Do your job they scream as they speed away. Buddy I'm trying

it's just another day. It's just another day on the asphalt baby.

Getting cussed out by a lady in a beat up Mercedes. Almost died twice

before my lunch break came. But every day's a new day, never the same.