At Least Game

trend. I don’t want to. I don’t care. I’ll go first. At least I have

a car. At least I didn’t fail PE. At least I don’t have to walk everywhere.

At least I didn’t throw up on my partner’s shoes. At least I didn’t get us kicked out

of the mall. At least I didn’t enter the wrong building and send you into panic mode.

At least I didn’t get caught doing something weird by my grandpa. At least I didn’t

wet the bed on a school trip. At least I didn’t embarrass myself in front of the

whole football team. At least I have a job. At least I’m not broke.

At least I’m not emotionally unstable. At least I didn’t get cheated on early in the relationship.