Aunty's Resilience Against Chaos

Dearest Readers, Pull up a plastic chair, pour your cream soda,

and brace yourself, because Ozone Park hotter than a karahi frying pholourie this week.

Rumors flying left, right, and center like mosquito in rainy season,

and as always, your devoted Whisperer is here to sort facts from foolishness. Word reach me that

our beloved Aunty, the queen bee of calm composure and social media sweetness, has once again found

herself the main character in a trilogy of pure tomfoolery orchestrated by the Three Stooges

of Chaos: Alligator Face, Fish Mouth, and Carrot Pull Wrong.

Yes, my darlings. All three of them. Before we begin, sip something warm.