Australia: Memes vs Reality

<foreign music . Booked a trip to Australia. Thought I'd wrestle

a croc. Packing boots for the outback. Checked my watch. Crikey,

I'm on the clock. Thought kangaroos were taxi cabs. Emus ran the

street. But Sydney looks suspiciously like normal folks with coffee neat.

I expected spiders plotting in a secret venom club. Turns out the biggest danger is

a riptide as you scrub sea salt off your sunscreened face. Between the legs,

my friend. A lifeguard told me kindly, that's how you not meet your

end. Everything wants to kill you. That's what the memes all say.