Awkward Breakups and Nerdy Misunderstandings

Animosity from both sides, don't stick your dick in crazy, whatever you got,

Reddit, let's hear it. During a summer in between my freshman and sophomore year

of college, my girlfriend called me telling me she had a big surprise for me if I came

to visit her that weekend. She lived 3 hours away, we met at school,

but I decided to visit her. Walked into her house with a bouquet of flowers,

and was immediately broken up with. I started crying, this was back before I became the jaded

bastard of today, and then her ENTIRE family comes walking into the house. So here I am,

standing with flowers in hand, tears pouring down my cheeks, and then my ex says