Banana Sprinting From Taxes

Bro there was a banana who woke up late for school. So he started sprinting on train tracks

for no reason. Behind him? A microwave with anger issues. The banana slipped

on confidence and jumped over three trains. Suddenly the sky turned blue because

WiFi disconnected. He collected coins but they were actually emotional support tokens.

Every time he grabbed one, a duck somewhere screamed. Then a jetpack appeared

and whispered, “Run faster, taxes are approaching.” The banana nodded even though bananas

don’t have necks. A train honked in lowercase. Out of nowhere, a penguin on a skateboard

said “Bro this level is mid” and vanished. The banana tripped