Bathroom Espionage: A Coffee Revelation

I accidentally walked into the women's bathroom at a restaurant last week, and before I could

back out, three women walked in behind me. I panicked and just committed to the

bit. Went into a stall, sat down fully clothed, and waited. Then I heard them

talking about some guy they all hated. Plot twist, they were talking about me.

Apparently, I was their awful coworker who never refills the coffee pot.

I sat there frozen, listening to them trash me for fifteen minutes. When they finally

left, I snuck out and went straight back to my table where my date was waiting.

She asked why I took so long. I told her I got lost. The next day at