Bear's Wishes Backfire

A bear is chasing a rabbit through the forest when suddenly—POOF!—a genie pops out right

in front of them. The genie says, “Since you both arrived at the same time,

you each get three wishes.” The bear, chest puffed out, says,

“Easy. I want every other bear in this forest to be female—except me.”

POOF! “Done,” says the genie. The rabbit, not even looking

stressed, says, “I want… a scooter.” POOF! “Done.”

The bear, getting greedy now, says, “Actually, I want every bear

in the whole country to be female—except me.” POOF! “Done.”