Bees Don’t Follow the Rules

Funny how everyone acts tough until a bug flies near them. Was at my friend's

barbecue yesterday and this dude who literally does MMA for a living started screaming because

a bee got close to his burger. Full grown man who chokes people out for sport running

across the yard flailing his arms like he's being attacked. Knocked over three

drinks, a whole plate of hot dogs, and somehow ended up in the pool.

The bee never even touched him. It just flew away. When he got out soaking wet,

his girlfriend goes, weren't you just telling everyone how you're not scared of anything.

He looked her dead in the eye and said, bees don't follow the rules. We still bring it