Best Non-Swearing Insults Compilation

Whats your best non-swearing insult? Thanks for helping it was like doing it by myself,

but harder. I envy the simplicity of your perspective May your days be as pleasant as you

are I envy the people who never met you. You could trip over a wireless signal.

You identify windows by taste don't you? I have neither the time, nor the crayons

to explain this to you. I knew an old alcoholic British dude who made up gibberish

words to call people he despised. My favorite word of his was tugumpular bulbous.

My Dad once, “I swear y’all have the collective IQ of a turnip” Well,

you did your best, and that’s what’s so sad. A British Guy I Met Online Kept