Betrayal at the Engagement Announcement

My wife posted an engagement photo with her assistant. I said yes. I commented,

congrats. Just tagging our divorce lawyer. The post vanished, but seconds later,

she was frantically calling, begging me to retract the screenshots I sent her parents.

I'm 35, male, and was a pretty simple guy. I work in data analytics.

I like quiet nights, predictable spreadsheets, and the comfortable silence of a long term relationship.

I thought I had that for seven years. I thought Chloe, 33, and I were building

a life. Turns out, she was just using my materials to build a separate

one. It all happened three hours ago. I was on the couch, half watching a