Bigfoot's Legendary Coffee Adventure

Camera pans to Bigfoot behind the counter, nervously adjusting his apron. Bigfoot (muttering

to himself): "Okay, Biggie, you got this. Just remember: espresso, not express-no."

Customer: "Hey there! Can I get a triple-shot, half-caf, oat milk latte with a dash of cinnamon

and a whisper of nutmeg?" Bigfoot (eyes widen): "Coming right up!" en.wikipedia.org

Bigfoot turns to the espresso machine, fumbling with the controls. Steam erupts everywhere.

Bigfoot (coughing through the steam): "Is it supposed to hiss like that?" Bigfoot places a

comically large mug on the counter, filled to the brim. Bigfoot: "One... uh...

latte?" Customer (taking a sip, then pausing): "This tastes...