Boredom Olympics: The Struggles of Class

Some teachers are so boring, it feels like they’re training for the Boredom Olympics.

You sit down in class full of hope, thinking maybe today will be different… and then they open

their mouth and suddenly the whole room turns into slow-motion mode. Their voice is so

dry it could turn water into dust. They read the lesson like they’re personally offended the alphabet

exists. By the time they finish one chapter, you’ve aged five years,

grown a beard you didn’t have before, and forgotten what happiness feels There are teachers

so lame they should have their own museum exhibit. They try to be “cool” like,

“Hey guys, I listen to the hip hop,” and everyone immediately knows we’re in danger.