Brahma Muhurta Woes

All my friends also think that, dude, you're your dad's only child,

your dad will fulfill all your dreams. My dad isn't letting me get enough sleep, dude.

He's been waking me up at four in the morning since childhood, saying there's glory

in waking up during Brahma Muhurta. When the teacher first told me in class that the Earth

rotates, this woman is speaking the truth. I immediately asked, does your dad also

wake you up at four? Not me, I wake up at seven. I woke up at seven and became a teacher.

What the hell does this person even know? So tell me, what if one day

Brahma ji comes into my dad's dream and says, "Hey child, we just started