Brain.exe Has Stopped

BRAIN.EXE HAS STOPPED BITTU (half asleep): “Bas 5 minute… pura life change kar dunga…”

BRAIN: “Aaj ka plan simple hai— Utho ❌ Gym ❌

Success ❌ Phone ✅” Text on screen: Brain.exe has stopped CHINTU (flexing):

“Bro, main 5 baje uth ke running, meditation, cold shower—”

BITTU: “Bhai tu human hai ya motivational reel?” MUMMA JI:

“Phone ya zindagi, ek choose kar.” BITTU (panic): “Maa— phone silent pe tha!”

BITTU (sweeping floor): “Maa, ye bhi workout hi hai na?”

CHINTU: “Bro… functional training!” BRAIN (whispering): “Kal se pakka change…”