Bro, It’s Just a Game

He's yelling at the TV like the players owe him rent. Face painted like

a warrior but he's dodging every cent. Jersey on his back

with some dude's name in bold. Calling it his team but the roster's never told.

Couch quarterback, beer in hand, dirt emotes his crown. Says he'd make

the league if his knee hadn't gone down. Quoting stats like scripture every Sunday

night. Plays coach from the sofa but can't find the light.

Fantasy leagues, cheats on like a real support. Tears in his beard when his

team comes up short. Shouts, "We so proud," like he's wearing