Bruce Gaines: The Fitness Hero

Bruce is at it again. No cape, just sweat stains. Hidden reps in

the mirror, losing those pains. He ain't chasing villains. Nah,

he's chasing gains. The dark night of dumbbells breaking chains. Bruce Gains.

Oh, he's feeling insane. Lifting his limits while flexing the strain.

Not fighting Gotham, just fighting his frame. Bruce Gains, the hero with

a treadmill claim. The bat signal swapped for a protein shake.

Deadlifts and pushups make the ground quake. Suits are tight now

'cause his muscle's awake. Bruce ain't flying, but he's raising the stakes.