Bruno's Economic Warfare

Bruno the Border Collie has a supernatural ability to detect expensive items and his family is

convinced he can smell money. This selective destroyer ignores every five dollar toy but demolishes

eighty dollar remotes, two hundred dollar AirPods, and four hundred dollar designer

shoes with surgical precision. The wild part is his revenge strategy. When scolded,

he immediately targets something even pricier. After being reprimanded for destroying a leather wallet,

he annihilated an iPhone 15 Pro Max just two hours later. His family now lives in fear,

refusing to scold him because every correction costs them hundreds of dollars.

Bruno has essentially taken them hostage through economic warfare, and they openly