Buddy’s Chaotic Heroic Day

Buddy the dog decided today was the day to be a hero. He spotted a squirrel… or maybe just a

leaf… and charged full speed. In the process, he ran straight into the couch and

bounced off like a furry pinball. Not giving up, he tried to dig a hole in the carpet—because

obviously, squirrels hide there. Mid-dig, he sneezed, flopped over,

and stared at me like it was my fault. Then he spotted his water bowl and knocked it over

in slow-motion chaos. He shook himself off, soaking the floor, me,

and the nearby plant. Finally, exhausted from saving the world, he curled up and

snored like a tiny chainsaw. Honestly, life with Buddy is just one hilarious