Burl the Snowman: The Cocoa Conspiracy

Good evening, festive citizens. Let's unravel the frosty fiasco that was the attempted

poisoning of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, a crime with more twists than a candy cane in a windstorm.

To solve it, we must analyze the sequence. The timing, the mathematics

of mischief. Because at 4:00 PM, Rudolph's cocoa was delivered.

At 4:15 PM, it was poisoned. And at 4:30 PM, Rudolph arrived home from the Glow

and Go Spa. So we have one cocoa delivery, plus one tampering window,

plus one reindeer with impeccable spa punctuality, and one window of opportunity.

That's one plus one plus one plus one. Let's be clear. All suspects had