Busting Common Myths About Your Body

Your body is basically a walking collection of bullshit myths that everyone believes. First up,

you don't actually swallow eight spiders a year while sleeping unless you're some kind of spider magnet

freak. Your hair and nails don't keep growing after you die, that's just your

skin shrinking back like a scared turtle. You absolutely can swim right after eating without your

stomach exploding like a damn balloon. Cracking your knuckles won't give you arthritis, it just makes you

annoying as hell. You use way more than ten percent of your brain, otherwise you'd

be a vegetable. Shaving doesn't make hair grow back thicker, that's just your

follicles playing mind games. And no, you can't catch a cold from being