Convoy Conversations in Afghanistan

EXT. RURAL AFGHANISTAN DAY FROM UP HIGH: a U.S.

Military convoy worms through a barren vista. ROCK MUSIC swells as we drift down

and enter the center Humvee. 1 2 2 INT.

HUMMER CONTINUOUS Three Airmen, kids with battle-worn faces. Crammed in there

with them is a Man in an expensive suit, who looks teleported from Beverly Hills.

He is, of course, genius inventor and billionaire, TONY STARK.

In his hand is a drink tumbler of vodka. TONY Oh,

I get it. You guys aren't allowed to talk. Is that it? Are you not allowed