Cappuccino Assassino's Epic Escape

“CHAT. HOLD UP—this Roblox server just spawned me in as the Cappuccino Assassino,

the most FEARED caffeine demon in Brain-Rot city. I steal one Mega Brainrot—ONE—and

suddenly the whole server turns into Avengers Endgame chasing me. Alarms blasting,

players flying at me like seagulls at a french fry. I chug my cappuccino power-up—BOOM—instant

parkour mode. I’m wall-running, roof-jumping, moving like a jittery ninja who had 17

coffees. I look down—THEY BUILT A HUMAN LADDER TO CATCH ME. So what do I do?

I YEET a decoy cappuccino and they chase it like confused pigeons. I dive off the roof onto a moving train,

rebirth my Brainrot stash LAST SECOND, and the screen hits me with a fat YOU ESCAPED while the