Cat Saves the Day from Karen

The hero's cat was stuck in a tree. Ordinary Tuesday until Karen showed up.

She called animal control on me. Said I was disturbing the peace by trying to rescue my own

pet. I'm literally just standing here with a ladder. Karen started filming

me, threatening to post it online, saying I'm a dangerous climber without

permits. My cat's crying up there and she's going on about property values.

Then she tried to physically block my ladder. That's when my cat decided to take

matters into her own paws. Jumped right onto Karen's head, used it as a landing

pad, and bolted straight into my arms. Karen screamed about assault by feline.