Cat vs. Reflection: A Hilarious Standoff

My cat just discovered his reflection and now he's beefing with himself in the mirror.

This has been going on for 20 minutes. He's tried intimidation tactics, sneak attacks,

even attempted diplomacy by slow blinking. Nothing works. The other cat refuses to back down.

I tried to explain it's literally him but he looked at me like I'm the idiot.

Now he's doing this weird sideways crab walk thing. Sir, you are fighting

yourself. This is the equivalent of you arguing with your own thoughts at 3 AM.

He just headbutted the mirror. I think he lost.