Cats: The Judging Furry Therapists

Warning. Your cat is secretly judging your life choices. Scientists discovered

that cats have a facial recognition memory that lasts up to ten years. They remember every

person they meet and can hold grudges longer than your ex. Even weirder,

cats have a special purr frequency between 25 and 50 hertz that actually heals their bones and

reduces pain. So when your cat ignores you after you forgot to feed them on time,

they're not just being dramatic. They genuinely remember and they're using their healing powers

exclusively on themselves. Cats are basically tiny furry therapists who choose violence.