Chair Toss on Broadway

Well, excuse me But I think you heard that crash

out on the street. Yeah, they said a chair fell 40

feet from that rooftop by the neon glow. And the cops walked in,

asking questions like they always do. Then one of 'em pointed straight at you.

Said, "Son, you wanna tell us something we oughta know?"

You took off your hat, ran a hand through that mullet hair.

Said, "Boys, relax, it was just a chair."

And T.R. laughed so hard he dropped his phone. He said,