Challenging Modern Eschatology

Heh. Flip to the chart in the back of your Bible,

color-coded arrows like a flight survival. Darby did the doodle in the 1800s,

now everybody's acting like the map's inspired. Seven little ages in a plastic

tray, like Sunday school snacks, just stack and pray.

But nobody told the first thousand years, guess church history forgot to volunteer.

You say rapture any second. I say show me where they said it.

You got Scofield in your pocket, but you lost the early prophets. Boomer theology,

timeline cosplay prophecy. Try to read the news like eschatology, but the saints