Championship Obsession (duplicated)

There once was a man, who spent all his time studying, watching,

and jerking off to football. He sacrificed everything. Drank bud lights excessively while

only eating burgers without bacon. All his hardwork finally paid off His poncho drenched

in fluids and old mustard stains, he can finally rest easy. the championship

is his. now he shifts his focus on repeating next season, but first some alone

time on the hub.