Chaos in Trigonometry Class

Miss Emmons deserves a massive raise for surviving this absolute fever dream of a trigonometry

class. We are supposed to be studying triangles to graduate, but the vibe is

pure chaos. One minute Santa Claus is giving a weather report for San Diego,

and the next the whole room is screaming Hak Tua. There is literally a junior standing

on a chair while the teacher tries to pretend she is alone in the room. We might fail the

exam, but at least we learned how cows do math. They use a cow-culator.