Chaotic Journey to Rome

All roads lead to Rome, they said. But why's the GPS mislead?

One does not simply walk this way. X, Y,

cat, bug, zig, chig, okay.

Is this the Krusty Crab? No. This is chaos, grab a cab.

Oh, God. Sixty-seven, sixty-seven, because seven and

nine. Turn left. Oh wait, rewind. Six-six and sixty-seven,

because seven every nine. Why'd six be afraid of seven every time?

Six-six and sixty-seven, because seven then eight, nine. Follow the breadcrumbs,