Charlie Brown’s Kick Breaks the Internet

Charlie Brown finally kicked the football. After seventy years of Lucy pulling it away,

I used AI to give him his moment. Fed the scene into this animation tool and told it to let

him win just once. The AI generated the perfect kick, slow motion, dramatic music,

tears of joy. But then something went wrong. The ball launched into space,

broke through the atmosphere, and accidentally knocked out a satellite. Now the entire neighborhood

has no WiFi. Lucy's screaming, Snoopy's howling, and Charlie Brown is just standing

there like good grief what did I do. The AI added a news report at the end

saying a mysterious football caused a global internet outage. Even in victory,