Cheap Freeloader on the Couch

He's a good friend, loves your cooking. Loves football on your big screen

too. Watches TV all night long. Runs up your bills and never

goes home. Leaves an impact in the middle of the sofa that didn't get

up even when it was on fire. The least he could do is

to try to take a shower. Only goes home when you're out of food

'cause he's cheap. He's freeloading, 'cause he's cheap. Freeloading, yeah,

he's freeloading. All your girlfriends don't make it past the sofa. They fear it's

probably infected. Your grocery bill has maxed out all your credit.