Cheating with Extra Cheese

One day my wife says, "Be honest. Are you cheating on me?"

And I say, "Wow, straight to murder questions." She says,

"Then why is your phone always face down?" I say, "Privacy."

She says, "Bullshit." I say, "Okay, fine."

I panicked. She grabs my phone like an FBI agent, scrolls for two seconds,

freezes, looks at me dead serious, and goes... "So you've been

sneaking around, hiding notifications, deleting history just to flirt with a woman named Extra

Cheese?" Because apparently, I wasn't cheating on my wife. I was cheating on